Punchline Jokes

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES

You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"

"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

The butcher says "I had to fire her too"

Alternative punchline:

I had to all social services, she was only 14

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.