Punchline jokes

Bear

    • Man: Knock, knock...

    Boy: Who's there?

    Man: Bear...

    Boy: Bear who?

    Man: Bear bottom.

    Explain Bear

    • Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

  • 0

    • Dad

    • The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Not your dad."

    Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

    The quiet kid says, "AK."

  • 0

    • Cow

    • You have to tell this to a friend:

    There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

    Rose

    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

  • 6

    • Man

    • A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

    Yeah, that was the punchline.