Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
Dad:🦆 Kid:? Dad:🦆🦆 Kid:huh? Dad: ur too late.. Kid: WHAT Dad: .... GOOSE
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
" can i tell you a paper joke" i said "but it is pretty terrible"
Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking
Knock knock . Whos there. Bad joke
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
