Punchline jokes
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
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