What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Punchline Jokes
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
