Punchline jokes
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.