Punchline Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Wanna here a joke??

My life

You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.

Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.

One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.