Prostitution jokes
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
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