Prostitution

Prostitution jokes

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.