Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
prostitutes love their job's their always having a blast
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar foot longs
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
The girl in picture has no ass
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
i went to a 90 minute prostitute once . she was a whore and a half i tell ya
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a klondike bar if he was a prostitute? suck a big cock.
This account is run by a peadophile
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
