How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
The girl in picture has no ass
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
