Prostitution jokes
The girl in the picture has no ass.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
This account is run by a peadophile.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.