Prostitution jokes
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
The girl in the picture has no ass.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
This account is run by a peadophile.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.