What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls because after, you can drop them off anywhere
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Want another joke look in the mirror
Gay wizard went to a bar disappeared with a poof
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
what do u expect when you get outta a bar
ur mom naked LOLOLOLOL
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
Prostitute walks in the bar and she goes up to the bar tender and says I just made 100$ and 5¢ sucking dick the bar tender says who gave u the 5¢ the prostitute says they all did
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
