Prostitution jokes
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.