Prostitution jokes
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.