Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution. (Consentual)
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.