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Prostitution jokes

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

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    • What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.

    What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

    A Sandy Hooker

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    • Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.

    What do you call a three humped camel?

    A prostitute from New York.

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

    A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

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    • How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

    They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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    • How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, cause they'll screw anything.

    What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

    I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

    Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?

    A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.

    What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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    • How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

    Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.

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    • How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    More than three because the basement is still dark!

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