Property jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 馃彙 can fly, and a human can walk.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser鈥檚 house?
Neither has he.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It鈥檚 all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
There's only one gender. Women are property.