Property jokes
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Someone stole my balls :(
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.