Property jokes
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Memes
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Someone stole my balls :(
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.