What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
