Unpopular opinion about programming but,
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Property Jokes
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
I want to die peacefully like my uncle, but I don’t own a car or have a garage.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
