It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Someone stole my balls :(
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
