Property jokes
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
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You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.