Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Niall Devine, clown.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
