Problem jokes
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.