Problem jokes
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.