Problem jokes
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.