Problem jokes
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.