Problem jokes
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.