Problem jokes
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Little Jonny Bad Ass was sitting on a porch one day, and a preacher was in the house. Little Jonny Bad Ass had to use the bathroom, so he bangs on the door saying, "Mom, I have to use the bathroom!" His mom says wait. So Little Jonny Bad Ass saw a hat on the step. He looks around, pulls his pants down, and shits in the hat.
A few later, the preacher comes out and says, "I see you have my hat!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Yeah, I caught the world's fastest bird!" The preacher says, "Well, let me see him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "No, I don't know." Well, the preacher says, "I'll put my hands by the hat, you lift, and I'll catch him!" Little Jonny Bad Ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapped his hands, and Little Jonny Bad Ass says, "Now see the bird don't shit," and ran.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.