Problem jokes
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What did the math book say to the other math book? Wanna hear my problems?
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!