Problem jokes
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What did the math book say to the other math book? Wanna hear my problems?
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Baal jharne ke upay?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.