Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Orphan's Baseball Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, right? And in baseball, "home" is where you score. So, the orphan can't play 'cause he doesn't know where his 'home' is... Gosh, sometimes I worry about you, you are probably the kind of person who still believes that the Earth is flat. Sad!