What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life