Prison

Prison Jokes

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually

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The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

A cement mixer has ­collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'

Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.

How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life