My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it’s like to be wanted
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any ideea how much I hate playing monopoly with my dad.
Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
