Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why can't orphans be criminals
Because their not wanted
Why did the orphan become a criminal it wants to be wanted.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Some people think prison is one word...but to criminals it’s a whole sentence.
Q: why can’t orphans be criminals
A: they are not wanted
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day
Why can’t orphans be criminals cause they’re not wanted
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
I'd hit you but if I did I'd go to jail for animal abuse