Prison jokes
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.