Prison jokes
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.