Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
