I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
