why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted
I ran into a kid today now im in jail and i lost ma drivers license
Q: What's the difference between a prison and concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
if being sexy were a crime you better lock me up. not because I'm sexy but because I have 5 dead children in my basement
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
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Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
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How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
Whats the difference between a emo and a prisoner
The prisoner
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
