The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
