Prison jokes
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
Things you never want to do in jail:
- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.