I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
