Prison jokes
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.