What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
