Annoying Orange

Annoying Orange jokes

Orange

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The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Knife

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When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Quarterback

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"You did great!"

"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"

"Nah, that's okay."

"Here's the quarterback."

"You don't want the quarter?"

"No! Quarterback!"

"Huh?"

(Crashes) (screams)

"Yo, sorry 'bout that."

"You think he's gonna be mad?"

"Who? Baldi?"

"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"

(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)

Cop

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What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?

"I guess orange is the new black."