Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot
We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin
Texans: Don't mess with texas
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us President Biden
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job
there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe
he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
