President jokes
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
Biden
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.