What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
