Prejudice jokes

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

What does an Asian doorbell sound like?

"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

Why did my dad leave me?

Because I was gay.