Prejudice jokes
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ฉ
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.