Prejudice jokes
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?