How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Prejudice Jokes
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?
I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Whatβs the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
How to treat someone whoβs lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Iβm not racist. I just have black guns.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π©
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.