Prejudice jokes

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you?

I'm a heterosexual man that is so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."

The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?

It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.