What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
