Prejudice

Prejudice Jokes

Lesbian

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Racist

What did the cops say when someone called him racist?

"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."

Jew

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Letter

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Name

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Pilot

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

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  • Man

    A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

    I have no idea how he knew.

    Banana

    Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

    He kept throwing away the bent ones!

    Man

    What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

    "That is very Wong."

    Cop

    How does the cop respond to being called racist?

    He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."