What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?