Prejudice jokes
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.