Prejudice jokes
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.