Prejudice jokes
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?