Prejudice jokes
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Memes
WITCHHHH
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.