Prejudice jokes
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.