Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying Allah hu akbar and exploding a bus
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
One way to not pick up girl is to say, βare you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.β I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out sheβs not pregnant Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank* She has cancer
Why isnβt there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Donβt do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, arenβt you pregnant?
βYo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then thereβs no need to be worried.
