My wife is pregnant but when we get to doctors something happened..........
What happened?
A:the husband is pregnant too with someone else’s baby not the wife’s baby but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted; “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
