I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
A women just went through laber,she ask the doctor"was it a healthy delivery"the doctor replies"it wasn't delivery,it's digiorno"
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
