my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
my dog is pregnant i’m a be a ... i don’t know?
oohh a owner
what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,
a kinder surprise egg.
I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!
I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort
My wife cheated on me with my brother She didn't have a sister so I improvised and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."