What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
What starts with 'M' and ends in 'arrige' and is a mans favourite thing Miscarriage this joke never gets old just like the baby
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort
What day are twins born the most Toos-day
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram? Looks like a Rerun.
abortion is not a murder is just canceling you pre order
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
