mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not born yet
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? MiscaRAGE. That joke never gets old....but neither does the baby...;)
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
