Pregnancy jokes
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.