What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.