A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms but I like gay pregnant X
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
