Preference jokes
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
How is spinach like anal sex? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.