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Wine and Women Preference

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

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    Explanation

    The joke uses a dark comparison, equating the speaker's preference for women to how they might prefer wine - aged and stored. The twist is the disturbing implication of the women being young and kept captive. It's morbid because it references something illegal and harmful to get a shock laugh.

    Comments (8)

    If she is a 12 year old she wouldn’t be a woman

    Oh this one is good

    I like my wine like I like my children, 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

    Stolen joke

    God loves you. He didn't before you shared this joke, but he does now.

    You fucked this joke up man not cool

    ... this joke had me 😅