Preference jokes
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.