Preference jokes

I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

I like my coffee like I like my women.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

Pineapple goes on pizza.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground? A bolder choice.

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.