How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Hipster's Coffee
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This "hipster" character is so into being different that he can't even enjoy coffee the normal way. He has to wait until it's not cool anymore, literally. You're probably the kinda guy who unironically likes Nickelback.