Preference jokes

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.

I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.

Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.

I like turtles.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Why do dogs like skeletons?

Because they're boneheads.

I don't think jokes are very funny.

I like this joke.