Like My Lamps

Alright listen up buttercup, Explain bear is here to edumacate ya! This "joke" is a dark one, get it? The guy wants his kids hanging from the ceiling like lamps. Hinting at violence or some messed up stuff. It's funny because it's not something you'd expect someone to say... unless they are a total psychopath. Did you know that your brain sometimes finds messed up stuff funny as a way to cope with scary things? I bet you are coping ALL THE TIME!