New Preference Jokes - Page 12

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!

What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

I like ramen. If you do, like!

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!